Mark Twain Cute Quotations

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

And so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.