P. J. O'Rourke Invented Quotations

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault.

We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world.

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.