Instead of slashing my wrists, I just write a bunch of really crummy songs.
I don't believe in, and I am a devout non-believer, in playing new songs live if the subjected and pathetic crowd has not heard them before because I consider it like mass psychosis and genocidal.
I stay way from that area, and there's only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death.
Sometimes, I write '60s or '80s style pop songs.
Finding fresh song topics can sometimes be quite difficult.