You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares....

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.

Dave Attell Quote About Funny, Humor, Machines: You Can Say Can I...
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