I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up,...

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.

Mitch Hedberg Quote About Funny, Humor, Drunk: I Spilled Some Vodka On...
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