I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar...

I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

Mitch Hedberg Quote About Funny, Humor, Winning: I Thought Id Go To...
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