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I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass...

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I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

Mitch Hedberg Quote About Funny, Humor, Salt: I Went To A Restaurant...

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