I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I...

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.

Mitch Hedberg Quote About Funny, Cancer, Humor: I Went To The Airport...
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