Buns Quotations

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair,

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs.

Perhaps you'd care for a synonym bun," suggested the duke.

Come along inside... We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place.

You can't start motoring up life's road until you get your buns in gear.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

If I ever saw my muse she would be an old woman with a tight bun and spectacles poking me in the middle of the back and growling, "Wake up and write the book!

I'm not great at putting my hair into a bun, but I'll do it if I have to.

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see.

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.

Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it's gonna take a while. I don't have time. Scrambled!