Giraffe Quotations

I don't care what color the parents are. I don't care if it's a giraffe and a fish living together. If they're raising children who believe they're honored and loved, that's all that's important.

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

The Giraffe took the horse's head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train.

I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels like. It would be really uncomfortable walking around in the Sahara and being like, 'I really need, like, 15 lozenges for my giraffe body.'

I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it's just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger.

We expect to see the big five: lion, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe and hippopotamus.

However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.

The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

The Giraffe Savannah is next to the Elephant Savannah, which really gives people a nice landscape of the African plains area.

A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.