Idiot Quotations | Page 3

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot

Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in the forest, and I can sit in a tower and watch for forest fires and play my guitar. That's what I want to do!" Well, I was an idiot, of course.

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

She really did like me, the idiot.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when any idiot could have seen...

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.

Any idiot can put up a website.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.

Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn't do.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

There are idiots in every crowd.

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

I was an idiot when I was a kid.

Only an idiot would doubt my return

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

Maybe I’m an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about.

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around.

I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.