Idiot Quotations | Page 2

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot.

I never invite idiots to my house.

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots

We played 10 of the top 20 teams in the state. I'm sure a lot of people thought I was an idiot for doing that, but I'd have to say that was a little bit of it.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot!

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

I post probably 5 to 10 times a day in my forum. I have a forum directly related to my blog where I will write my blog and people will disagree with me and call me an idiot so then I will say this is why I wrote that and blah, blah, blah. I spend a lot of time online.

Writers are idiots with Underwoods.

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him.

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.

The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can.

Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me!

What do you take me for, an idiot?

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute.

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a purely capricious god. It's an intelligence you can't understand, so you can't trust it." -Amazon.com interview

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Even though idiot bosses are inevitable, they don't have to be terminal.

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first."Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more..."Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word."Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

I see teenagers or people who are 21 and think, 'I was an idiot at that age.' I was running around New York like a crazy woman. Thank God I only had three and a half cents to my name. I was too immature to handle success then.

I sometimes think the theatre is more demanding because it requires things you don't have in films, like it requires you to make the people in the front row believe you and not look an idiot to them while the people right at the back can hear you.

There is nothing much better than going to a baseball game, getting a decent seat with a nice view (for one tenth of the price of a seat at Stamford Bridge) and enjoying a game with a beer in one hand and a NY-style hot dog in the other - and no chance of some idiot behind me shouting abuse or spitting obsenities at me (I am a Celtic supporter, I'm used to both).

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Brent was essentially an idiot who wasn't that bad but just wanted to be popular, ... whereas Andy has a different theme: The world owes him a living.

Brian said he would give me an opportunity. I feel like an idiot coming in and getting injured right off the bat before playing and getting a chance to show anything. I'm in a tough position. I want to make them have to make a decision, and time is running out.

proved that I wasn't an idiot for loving the American people.

People are worried about what's going to happen to journalism - and they should be. Every day, the blogosphere is getting better and print media is getting worse; you have to be an idiot not to see that.

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a village idiot to raise taxes on working families.

You're the biggest idiot that ever came out of Boston College. I'm insulted that we could have gone to the same school.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.

A drunken idiot loses her cell phone and because she is a cop two innocent people get arrested.

I'm a recovering idiot boss. If I stop talking to my people, I'm dangling precariously. I've got to engage them and learn from their skills. If I do that, I've taken my personality out of the equation, and that creates consistency.

I'm trained as a mime, but by no means am I silent. It's not schlock mime. People always think of mime as some white-faced idiot accosting them in parks. It's more the art of gesture.

I'm about respecting the game. Even if it is a home run, I don't think it's the right thing to do. It's not like I wanted to fight the guy, but I wanted to make the point that you look like an idiot when you do that and it's an out. It was my fault. I should've let it go. He didn't do that last year when he was hitting a bunch of homers. I guess one season changes you.

If you drink enough to blackout then you probably regret it when you wake up because more than likely you looked liked an idiot or did something dumb.

I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.

It can provide horrendous weapons to idiots.

He's the idiot because it's out. I'm holding him responsible.

He's a professional. He knows a lot about the game and can give you a lot of insights. The great thing about him is that he provides a lot of detail. He never leaves anything out. After he explains something to you, you'd be an idiot to mess it up.

Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was like, "Shut up, you don't know anything!" But I was an idiot. They did know more stuff because they'd experienced more things.

It will take time to restore chaos

He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery...

Even the idiot may have a message for us

You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe.

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off." "Then you're a bigger idiot than you look.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares

Any idiot can amass intelligence. It is being able to leverage that knowledge. They are good at that.

Any idiot can face a crisis, it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.

Any idiot who looks at a map knows you can't build bridges to every single island in Southeast. These are huge distances ... so we need roads and ferries both.

You would be an idiot not to think he did it to evade capture . . . He is an outlaw, he believes the law doesn't apply to him.

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.

It just makes me sick. I had one person tell me, 'I just spent $5,000 on some idiot in New York.' If you got a gift ... you don't need to see that kind of gift used like that.

I told them, 'We're absolutely not scoring 30. When guys get a chance to get in the game they want to score. But I was proud of them for someone not being an idiot and taking a shot in the final minutes of the fourth quarter.

That kid is as big of an idiot as his brother. And I'm sure his other brother is, too. It goes right down the line.

It makes us all look like idiot savants.

I am one of those guys who could do the most emotional scene and crack a joke instantly. I'm lucky. I'm just like an idiot savant. I have one enormously enjoyable, pleasurable - for me - talent, which is being able to act.

I decided to be an idiot and go at the left side of the green and try to hit it close. I hit it in the water. That was a good break that kind of hurts you because otherwise, I'd have laid up right or chipped out.

I figured he took that extended lead and as I was going to throw, I saw him delaying and tried to hold up and threw the ball away and felt like just the biggest idiot alive at that point.

He provides all the details. He doesn't leave anything out. Some people will tell you something and leave out Part Three. After he tells you something, you'd be an idiot if you mess it up. He listens, too. A lot of people teach but don't listen. He listens as well as teaches.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot.

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.