Idiot Quotations | Page 4

Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry,

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship!

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.

Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

I found out that a lot of my liberal friends weren't liberal because they weren't liberal about approaching anybody else's ideas, or at least standing for it. They started getting really animalistic about, "I can't even associate with this guy. He's stupid. He's an idiot."

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be...

The law is an ass, an idiot.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers. I have defined the 100 % American as 99 % an idiot. And they adore me.

A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen.

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

Ideology is the science of idiots.

If I could work my will, said Scrooge indignantly, ""every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots...

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.