Vampire Quotations | Page 5

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new.

The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon.

Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won't?

I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.

Forget about your folklore. I can take a few inspirations, but I can certainly not do an homage. That's not my trip. I'm a fashion vampire. I take what I need and I leave the rest.

Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.

The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

They're [zombies] us, you can also have the wrestler zombie, the clown zombie, the Jay Leno zombie and the nun zombie. I've never seen the clown werewolf or vampire. But because zombies are us, at the lowest possible level, they're a lot more versatile for storytelling.

Im a devotee of Dracula, which was a pathfinder in horror and vampire fiction.

I was not a vampire or werewolf fan at all. I'd never even heard of the series. I auditioned for the role, and as soon as I got it, I started reading the books. I'm not a reader, but I really did get hooked on them.

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

In the dead silence, all the details suddenly fell into place for me with a burst of intuition. Something Edward didn't want me to know. Something that Jacob wouldn't have kept from me.... It was never going to end, was it?

His voice was like honey and velvet. "Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty," he murmured, and I recognized the line spoken by Romeo in the tomb.

"You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me. I live every day in a climate of emotion. For the first century of my life, I lived in a world of bloodthirsty vengeance. Hate was my constant companion." - Jasper Hale

We're a bit sensitive to blood around here. I'm sure you can understand that.

Bella: "Should I be afraid?" Edward: "Terrified."

I don't want to be a vampire. A lot of other people do and I think it's that dual nature - we have, you know, terrifying/intriguing.

You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. Jacob B. Ch.14

Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker

I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129

Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.

So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined.

I coveted you. I had no right to want you--but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm--into the fevered eyes of the six suddenly ravenous vampires.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?” “That's right,” I answered immediately, hiding my surprise at his casual use of the word. He shook his head. “You're incredible.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

He was trying to be everywhere at once," the redhead told the human. "Trying to make sure Alice had nothing to do, actually." He shook his head as he looked at the tiny blackhaired girl. "Alice doesn‘t need anyone‘s help." The vampire named Alice shot a glare at Jasper. "Overprotective fool," she said in her clear soprano voice. Jasper met her stare with a half smile, seeming to forget for a second that I existed.

Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire.

You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

You can't run with vampires. 'Cuz they're fast." -Bella "Yea? well, we're faster.

I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel.

Vampires to me have always been very sexy.

When AIDS was at its most brutal, frightening, my-God-what-are-we-going-to-do era, that was when vampire stories and stories about blood and trust swept the literary world.

I don't really watch much TV. I watch old movies and stuff like that, so I'm not up to date. My favorite vampire movie would definitely have to be the one with Gary Oldman [Dracula].

The show [ Vampire Diaries] knows how to keep people on the edge of their seat, that's for sure.

Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of.

I'm backing down now. I really do love you. That's why I'm doing this.

Happy Birthday." Adrian came to a sudden halt. The words were soft and small, spoken tentatively, but easily discerned by vampire ears. Slowly, he turned around and found Jill Mastrano standing shyly before him.

Don't be sorry you loved him. That's part of you, part you have to let go...

The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.

But I couldn't help myself, couldn't help the way I felt as I recalled the bliss and rush of a vampire's bite.

I set off, off to kill the man I love.

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.

I'm really not good with impulse control.

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?

I've given up on you...Love fades. Mine has.

What are you? An after school special?

You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.

Juliet had it easy; she never had to kill Romeo.

Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.

You see something you like?

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

Their souls were contagious. ... Bloodsuckers, spiders and vampires: that was what Lenin called them.

I'll take any vampire fans I can get. Dracula isn't a serial killer story.

A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-" "Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY: Rose- See something you like? Dimitri- Get dressed. LAST SACRIFICE: Rose- See something you like? Dimitri- Lots

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Call me crazy for asking this, but, um, are Lissa and I going with you?" "No" "No?" "No.

That's what I was supposed to say...

Wait. You think I'm going to die? That's why you slept with me?

I looked him in the eye. “I will always love you.” Then I plunged the stake into his chest.

None of the bravado he usually showed was there. I guess there was "usually" and then there was being held in the grip of a really ripped, really tall, and really pissed off Russian guy.

If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.

Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even.

The battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

You've got to take it on faith that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

People have always had a fascination with the supernatural going back to the beginning of time and with vampires in particular. This phenomenon is not new.

You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads.

I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before.

My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval." I stared at him. "You made a *joke*." "I have heard this kind of thing may happen...

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

I really like Blade. I wish people would make hard R-rated fantasy movies again. It's completely irrelevant, but people should do that more. I haven't seen that many vampire things.

It's always been strange to me that someone can say they're a vampire fan. I'm not a non-fan, but it's such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That's like saying, "I love zombie movies! I just love 'em! They're my favorite!" That's more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'

People ask me if I'm afraid of getting typecast, but you can't be afraid of that. It's really not up to you. I'm getting other parts that aren't vampires.

The most starstruck I've been is when I met Sol Campbell when he was a Tottenham Hotspur player. I don't get starstruck by actors I work with, because you have some sort of relationship with them. Like, I worked with Tom Cruise [on Interview With The Vampire], so if I saw him again I'd speak to him as an actor. Although he might not be interested in talking to me...

Ew, no!' Laurel said, brushing past him. Dracula covered half his face with his cape, shunned vampire-style, and scooted away to his perch behind the counter.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes." That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it.

I think there's an innate sexuality that is attached to vampires and werewolves. It's passionate and sexual, undeniably so.