Christopher Moore Vampire Quotations

You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you're dealing with art or the life of Christ or the oeuvre of Shakespeare, you know, it's a little more ambitious.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.