Red Buttons Said Quotations

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.'

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!