Daniel Handler Said Quotations

If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn't know what we know." "I know," Klause said. "I know you know," Violet said

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage to say so.

So you’re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It’s like having feet. It’s nothing to brag about.

You must be all a-tingle with excitement.' 'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I did not feel a-anything.

How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.

I know what is going on," said Sir. "I am the Boss! Of course I know!

I guess we’ll be traveling in uncharted waters.” “That’ll be fun,” Phil said.

I do what I do," I said, "in order to do something else.

I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.