Russell Brand Is Quotations

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.

The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space.

Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.