Source Unknown Wedding Quotations

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.