Stephen King Bars Quotations

I wasn't a social drinker. I used to say that I didn't want to go to bars because they were full of assholes like me.

I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.

Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills.