Terry Pratchett One Quotations

What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.

By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.

Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted.

One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.

I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one day one of them is going to be just that bit too steep. But you go on doing it, because it’s so-o good when you breathe the air up there. And you know you'll die falling.