Terry Pratchett Wizards Quotations

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.