Todd Barry American Quotations

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.

There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better.

I've never read Ulysses. Why do you ask?

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida.

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.