Todd Barry Comedian Quotations

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.

There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better.

I've never read Ulysses. Why do you ask?

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida.

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.