Victor Borge Piano Quotations

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.