Victor Borge Sarcastic Quotations

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.