Amy Sedaris People Quotations

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I like to just make things... If I have the TV on, I'm not just going to sit there. I want to do something with my hands; I've always got a project. Or I get a small group of people over, and I say, 'Let's make these things today.'

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.

Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.

I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.

I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.

I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.