Chelsea Handler Important Quotations

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

The important thing is to be drunk.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.