Chelsea Handler Sex Quotations

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

... some of the best sex I can barely remember.

I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!