Chris Rock Want Quotations

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.

It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.