Craig Ferguson Halloween Quotations

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.