Craig Ferguson Scotland Quotations

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.

Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.

The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.