Daniel Handler Way Quotations

I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up.

I have produced things that I would say were sincerely cheerful. But then I am reminded by other people that no one else would see them that way.

There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

E!" Klaus cried. "E as in Exit!" The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet, the row was becoming F as in Falling File Cabinets, G as in Go the Other Way! and H as in How in the World Are We Going to Escape?

Hal is on his way." The nurse announced reentering the room.

Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

We all know of course, that we should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever fiddle around in any way with electrical equipment. NEVER.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want...

Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.