Dave Attell Drunk Quotations

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.