Dennis Miller Long Quotations

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.