Doug Stanhope Want Quotations

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.