Dylan Moran Want Quotations

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently-I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off