Ellen DeGeneres Way Quotations

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn't help.

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

It`s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I'm sure a lot of people made mistakes - they just were not documented the way they are now.

If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of tightrope of how you're supposed to act and how you're supposed to look and who you are, it's just not a healthy way to live.