Eoin Colfer Fowl Quotations

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

I don't like lollipops.

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?