Evan Esar Divorce Quotations

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.