Evan Esar Car Quotations

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.