Robin Williams Divorce Quotations

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

It's cheaper to keep her.