George W. Bush Silly Quotations

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.

Do you have blacks, too?

I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.

I think I was unprepared for war.

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.

It is white. - when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

I think it's very important for the American president to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That's why I try to be as clearly as I can.

I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lies in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lies in the willingness for people to work hard.

But as importantly, it lies in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better.

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.

Put the 'off' button on.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.