George W. Bush Funny Quotations

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

We ought to make the pie higher.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things

I think war is a dangerous place.

Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

It's your money. You paid for it.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

They misunderestimated me.

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.