Helen Rowland Is Quotations

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.