Helen Rowland Funny Quotations

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.