Jerry Seinfeld Lying Quotations

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

I love advertising because I love lying.

I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.

Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.

I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.