Jerry Seinfeld Want Quotations

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit.

Men want to make women happy.

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.

Why would anybody want a friend?

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.