Jerry Seinfeld Life Quotations

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.

I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.