Jimmy Carr Comedy Quotations

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.